Monday, June 30, 2008

Blood Noir, by Laurell K. Hamilton

If you're thinking of reading this, let me help: just say no!

It is primarily a painfully long sequence of vampire porn. Now I'm not opposed to the occasional gratuitous sex scene within a well plotted novel. Ah, but that's the rub - a plot.

In its 352 pages, there might be as many as five pages that advance a plot line. Maybe.

Yuck.